{"id":34,"date":"2021-02-22T19:22:13","date_gmt":"2021-02-22T19:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/?p=34"},"modified":"2024-05-20T00:23:21","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T00:23:21","slug":"40-hordies-arrive-at-the-pearly-gates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/2021\/02\/22\/40-hordies-arrive-at-the-pearly-gates\/","title":{"rendered":"40 Hordies arrive at the Pearly Gates"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying, &#8216;I&#8217;ve got 40 Hordies here. Can I let them in?&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God says, &#8216;We are over the quota on Hordies. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8216;They&#8217;ve gone&#8217;, he tells God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8216;What?&#8217; says God, &#8216;All 40 of them?&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8216;No, the gates!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying, &#8216;I&#8217;ve got 40 Hordies here. Can I let them in?&#8217; God says, &#8216;We are<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdarkhorde.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}